I eat turtles c:

The Wankers Club is apart of the BPE family
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/platoon/2832655241328222878/
Show em some love

Founder of this platoon is o-ReviveMeBro-0

Requirements:

1) Be a noob
2) Be an a hole with the Dart
3) Spray and Pray... Aiming is for losers
4) In hardcore mode shoot your teammates but dont kill them
5) T-bag 100 Colonels
6) Randomly put down claymores
7) Use jeeps to road kill your teammates
8) Block doorways
9) When a teammate is hiding shoot so that enemies will come torwards him/her
10) Dont supress fire for your teammates
11) Act like your diffusing the bomb. Let it go off
12) Spawn camp
13) Dont knife campers, C4 them
14) Helicopter pilots, fly into the water if you have a gunner. Make them swim.
15) Trap campers in a corner until they commit suicide.
16) Use flashlights/Lasers and point them at your team mates face
17) Use jets as taxis.
18) Ram helicopters with jets.
19) Use your repair tool to kill camping enemies and to destroy vehicles with.
20) Rockets are your best friends you engineers SPAM them!
21) Deploy your mortars outside of the combat area and spam mortars.
22) Never drop packs (Assault, Support)
23) If your the gunner in a tank make sure to shoot at random objects to let your enemy know your coming
24) When your team mate gets out of the tank to fix it make sure you steal it from him/her
25) NEVER flank your enemies
26) If your team mate is shooting at the enemy make sure to point your flash light directly at his/her face
27) Use flares at the first sign of a lock on
28) Revive your teammates while under heavy fire
29) A. If youve been killed by the same person more than twice... Let everyone know he/her is a hacker.
B.If you are killed more than 5 times by the same person make sure to report him/her
30)Tanks have T-REX Vision so make sure to go prone and stay still... If T-REX tank has proximity thingy your screwed OH WELL.
31) When playing Hardcore Mode, and your team mates are capturing a flag.. Mow them down or throw a grenade at them.
32) Server Admins kick people who are better than you.