Because without Kiwi's you couldn't exist

You're asking why we called our platoon kiwi, well i got a great story with that. It all started with Handige_Harry who is always talking about kiwi's, how peacefull they are and they don't fight wars. Because of his interesting story's he turned us into a kiwi lover so if we see a kiwi on the floor we will jump out of his tank and save the kiwi for all mankind.