Toolboosh
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WELCOME TO THE TOOLBOOSH PLATOON.
Our leader, General Toolboosh was KIA in Somalia 2 years ago. In his honour, we carry his name to victory in bloody battle.
The spanner is our weapon of choice, it's robust, dangerous and packs a punch that not even the manliest faggot could withstand. Unfortunately the spanner is not in this game for some strange reason so we make do with the hammer. The hammer however is not in the game either, so we make do with these "guns" you all call them.
When you hear "Toolboosh" echoing over the lonesome mountains of Kharg Island, or the Empty Plains of Caspian Border, you know that your day has come to an end.
Now pull up your skirt and strap that dildo on soldier! This is real war!
HOO-RAH.
Our leader, General Toolboosh was KIA in Somalia 2 years ago. In his honour, we carry his name to victory in bloody battle.
The spanner is our weapon of choice, it's robust, dangerous and packs a punch that not even the manliest faggot could withstand. Unfortunately the spanner is not in this game for some strange reason so we make do with the hammer. The hammer however is not in the game either, so we make do with these "guns" you all call them.
When you hear "Toolboosh" echoing over the lonesome mountains of Kharg Island, or the Empty Plains of Caspian Border, you know that your day has come to an end.
Now pull up your skirt and strap that dildo on soldier! This is real war!
HOO-RAH.
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