In the beginning of time, in the foul dephts of earth. Death himself created a special group who would smite his enemies down with their fists of fury. He called them The Bacon Hell Squad. What he did not see though, was that the squad became so powerful that they defeated the lord of death, rose up from the earth, and started recruiting their own members to rule the earth, where only the deadliest most awesome warriors may join.

If you are not one of us, go to hell!
You are safer there.