♪♫♪ THEME SONG ♪♫♪

♪ "Awwww Yeaaaaa!

♪ Threat Level Midnight!
♪ Makes all the honeys feel alright!
♪ From Madonna to Merilyn alright!
♪ Threat Level Midnight!

♪ Its a threat, a level, a level level threat
♪ Hes the greatest hockey star I've ever seen yet!
♪ Threat Level What?!
♪ Midnight!
♪ Threat Level Who?!
♪ Michael Scarn!

♪ Peace I'm Out!"

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