Everyone is allowed as long as they:
1. Play to have fun
2. Like Space Jam
3. Aren't subscribed to WoodysGamertag
4. Have a KDR below 2.5
5. Won't complain about our logo
6. Praise our logo
7. Are friends with our logo
8. Are MLG pros who have fought and won @ #Pax
9. C4N S934k T3H 1337 S933K
10. Are at least 14 years old or have the maturity of an average 14 year old BF3 player.
11. Realise that It's okay to swear in a game where the characters say "I'm getting fucked in the ass over here!" on a regular basis.
12. Realise that I've just wasted my time laying out rules for a platoon with 2 members.
13. WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?