Church of Class
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The Church of Class is a Battlefieliothian (battle-fi-eh-lio-thian) polytheistic religion that has roots in Bad Company 2 and is based on the class system of Battlefield 3. The Church of Class is best recognized by its emblem: the black shield separated by four different sections. The upper left section is dedicated to the God En-Gia, personified as the engineer class. The upper right is dedicated to the God Reh-cono, personified as the recon class. The lower right portion is dedicated to the God Azul, personified as the assault class. And lastly the lower left corner is dedicated to the God Supa- Four personified as the support class.

The Gods and their prophets

Azul, is personified as the assault class. Azul means blue in Spanish. He lives in the blue sky and is the most important of the Gods as he decides to give life or to taketh away. Prophets of the word of our most benevolent and pragmatic God Azul are: Nenja, Scarberia, and Dee Vanks.

En-Gia, is personified as the engineer class. He is the God of creation and destruction. En-Gia created the Earth and will one day destroy it. He is the Alpha and the Zulu. Creator of war and peace, like he recuperates Armor he also destroys it. Engia is the strongest of the Gods as it shape-shifts into tanks, IFV's, attack choppers, little birds, transport helos, jets, and any type of other vehicle. Prophets of the Apocalyptic word of En-gia are Ruttzilla and Dub VT.

Supa-Four, is personified as the support class. Supa-Four is God of fertility, of crops, of rain, of wood, and all surrounding nature. Without Supa-Four there is no raw-material, without raw-material means no ammo. As a result he is of great importance to our culture and society and so receives the most sacrificial victims. Let Him irrigate our land so that our pockets may be full of shells. Prophets of the most generous Supa-Four are Dub Vt and Big41Bear.

Reh-cono, is the personification of the recon class. Reh-cono is God of justice with her all seeing eye, she see all sinners. She is also God of technology. She, Reh-cono, is closely related to the Greek God Pan, who helped the Greeks defeat the invading Persians by instilling great fear into their hearts, making the vile Persians drop their weapons and run. Reh-cono , like Pan, likes to instill panic in engineers by making them feel vulnerable when launching a rocket or repairing a tank (you know what I mean, when you are fixing a tank and you feel like a sniper is about to take a shot at you, so you start to move left and right while fixing a tank, well that feeling is Reh-cono looking at you and laughing). She is a prankster and mischievous like Pan. She does not seek human sacrifice, instead asks for a peculiar reverence: dance. Followers of the Church of Class appease mighty Reh-cono by dancing the Sniper Dance, in hopes that Reh-cono will be satisfied and not kill us. Reh-cono also seeks great satisfaction in the soflam, creating a mischievous constant lock-on, greatly satisfying her and greatly annoying the populace. With her all seeing shinny-eye, she can see from one end of the Earth to the other. She sees enemy souls through walls and with her flying contraption can see above the Earth. She is the map, she is the Matrix, Our fair lady, Our Goddess. The biggest cathedral dedicated to a God of the Church of Class belongs to Reh-cono it is located in Gulf of Oman, named the Matrix. Prophets of the great Matrix Reh-cono are Scarberia and Dee Vanks.

Fun Fact: Did you know that all of our Gods are in essence equally important to one another. Although we revere Azul for giving us life, and although En-Gia has more holidays than any other God in order to appease him so he wont destroy the Earth, all Gods are equally important. Consider this, without En-Gia to create the Earth, Azul would not be able to create Humanity. Azul's creation of Humanity cannot live without the fertility of Supa-Four, then Supa-Four must be thanked for his generosity of fertility with the offerings of Azul's Human sacrifice, which are carefully selected by the judgement of Reh-cono based on their transgression. It all makes sense :)

JHD: JHD are the great protectors of this old religion. The Church of Class wages war on all others unworthy of our teachings. The church cannot coexist with any other belief and as a result we are a Religion based on violence, we do not try to hide it. We will kill you if you don't obey the ten Commandments.

You shall not kill your friend, unless it's funny.

You shall not speak blasphemy of your true 4 Gods.

You shall wage war on anyone who team kills your friend

You shall strive to revive a fallen friend, repair a damaged tank, and give ammo to an empty gun.

You shall not Lag.

You shall not cheat.

You shall not Knife a foe if it puts your own friend in danger.

You shall Jihad.

You shall overkill all enemies of the state and church.

You shall play the Objective.
 

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