The Wet Georgeson
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Once a month Georgeson sets out on an adventure to become wet. It is a difficult task as Georgeson is very rarely moist except on Wednesday which is Tofu night. To become this moist Georgeson must rub himself in the fluids of one Sam Dawson which allows him to become wet.
Although the fluids are beneficial to Georgeson it is not without penalty. Georgeson is ironically allergic to the fluids of one Sam Dawson and when exposed to said fluids gives Georgeson what is medically known as "Trouser Tent." This disease if you will is the leading killer in moist Georgesons having a kill rate of at least 35%. There is only one cure to this “Trouser Tent” and it is known as George Jones folds. This is a medicine that has been handed down by the Jones for years but unfortunately they are the sworn enemy of the Georgesons. George Jones went on to say that Georgeson is a "Gay haired Lesbino." To get the cure from the Jones the Georgeson must eat at least rare steak in order to attract the Jones as he is very affectionate towards produce which will only bloat him further. Once the Jones has been distracted only then may Georgeson get his folds and cure himself of being a Lesbian haired Vegan.
The worst case of “Trouser Tent” recorded was inflicted upon said Georgeson. During a fight with an old senile man named James Kay, Georgeson became very moist, so moist in fact he leaked from every orifice known to human. However, because James was of old age, he too began leaking from most if not all orifices. 37 seconds into the fight enough excrement had been produced to change the fight into “mud” wrestling so to say. However because Georgeson is said “Lesbian haired Vegan” he cannot consume any produce from any animal. But in James faeces was said man/animal meat which his father forced him to eat. Courtesy of this Georgeson had an allergic reaction which almost killed him. Fortunately for him all 87 of the Jones family was visiting several of the local eateries. They all combined their folds creating a parachute so to speak and sacrificed their first born son to Satan to save Georgeson. But Georgeson was left with a severe side effect. No social skills.
Addendum: Samuel Dawson has now added something.
Although the fluids are beneficial to Georgeson it is not without penalty. Georgeson is ironically allergic to the fluids of one Sam Dawson and when exposed to said fluids gives Georgeson what is medically known as "Trouser Tent." This disease if you will is the leading killer in moist Georgesons having a kill rate of at least 35%. There is only one cure to this “Trouser Tent” and it is known as George Jones folds. This is a medicine that has been handed down by the Jones for years but unfortunately they are the sworn enemy of the Georgesons. George Jones went on to say that Georgeson is a "Gay haired Lesbino." To get the cure from the Jones the Georgeson must eat at least rare steak in order to attract the Jones as he is very affectionate towards produce which will only bloat him further. Once the Jones has been distracted only then may Georgeson get his folds and cure himself of being a Lesbian haired Vegan.
The worst case of “Trouser Tent” recorded was inflicted upon said Georgeson. During a fight with an old senile man named James Kay, Georgeson became very moist, so moist in fact he leaked from every orifice known to human. However, because James was of old age, he too began leaking from most if not all orifices. 37 seconds into the fight enough excrement had been produced to change the fight into “mud” wrestling so to say. However because Georgeson is said “Lesbian haired Vegan” he cannot consume any produce from any animal. But in James faeces was said man/animal meat which his father forced him to eat. Courtesy of this Georgeson had an allergic reaction which almost killed him. Fortunately for him all 87 of the Jones family was visiting several of the local eateries. They all combined their folds creating a parachute so to speak and sacrificed their first born son to Satan to save Georgeson. But Georgeson was left with a severe side effect. No social skills.
Addendum: Samuel Dawson has now added something.
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