As soon as you spawn they make you feel small
By giving you no time instead of it all
'Til the rage is so great you feel nothing at all
A public server hero is something to be
A public server hero is something to be

They hurt you at base and they hit you behind walls
They hate if you own and despise a noob
'Til you're so f*ckin' crazy you can't follow their rules
A public server hero is something to be
A public server hero is something to be

When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd rounds
Then they expect you to pick a class
When you can't really function, you're so full of rage
A public server hero is something to be
A public server hero is something to be

Keep you doped with SPM and KPM and KDR
And you think you're so clever and classless and free
But you're still f*ckin' pnoobs as far as I can see
A public server hero is something to be
A public server hero is something to be

There's room at the top, they're telling you still
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
If you want to be like all the folks on the top of leaderboards
A public server hero is something to be
A public server hero is something to be....

If you want to be a hero, well, just follow me
If you want to be a hero, well, just follow me