Are you a MLG pro NOSCOPEZ MASTER?
Do you always have good scores,but you still lose because of your n00b team?
Are you 12 or under and your favorite hobby is typing racial slurs in an online game?
Do you have 13 girlfriends that suck your 13' penis every day?
Does your IGN contain 420,1337,w33d,360 even though you have no idea what any of those things mean?
Then this is the platoon for you.