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FAZE CLAN aka [FAZE] - ELITE BATTLEFIELD CLAN


CL aka OH BABY A TRIPLE - 420NOSCOPEMASTER
VCL aka 9/11 ILLUMINATI - DARUDE1SANDSTORM
VCL aka TACTICAL NUKE - MORGAN1MLGMAN
TOP KEK M8 - XxXHEADSQOPEZZZ UND Shoowolol
CANNON FODDER - OTHER FAZE SCRUBS


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SPONSORS:
MNTDEW - DO YOU DO THE DEW?
DORITOS - TRIANGLE CHIPS? ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
GUNNAR - MLG GAMING GLASSES
OBEY - 'CAUSE WE LOVE SNAPBACKS
FEDORA - PUSSY EXPLORA
TESCO - NO QUEUES
DUREX - WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?
SNOOP DOGG - 420? BLAZE IT
BORGORE - 'CAUSE BITCHES LOVE CAKE
DARUDE - SANDSTORM
GABEN - EVERYONE LOVES GABEN
ANCIENTREALITY - BEST MONTAGEPARODIES EVER MADE
PEWDIEPIE - GET REKT
TYRONE - THE BEST MLG NOSCOPER
SHREK - WHAT ARE U DOIN' IN MY SWAMP!?
/r/montageparodies - THANKS FOR ALL FUNNY MEMES
WYKOP.PL - ŚMIESZNE OBRAZKI
CAPS LOCK CREW - CAPS LOCK IS LOVE CAPS LOCK IS LIFE
2MUCH4U - CAN U HANDLE ALL THIS SPONSORS?


OPTIC SCRUBS U ARE NEXT TO REKT

FOR EVERYONE WHO DO NOT LIKE FAZE OR FROM OPTIC:
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU'RE FUCKING FUNNY, FUCKING WITH MY FRIENDS? SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE A FUCKING UGLY LITTLE CUNT MATE, AND IF I EVER SEE YOU I'M GUNNA SLIT YOUR FUCKING FACE WIDE OPEN YEH? YOU'RE A FUCKING ANGRY LITTLE FUCKING SPASTIC. OK, RIGHT, LET'S, FIRST OFF, UHH YOU'RE CHILD SO YOU'RE NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY THE GAME, YOU'RE FROM OPTIC NOT FAZE AND YOU ANNOY PEOPLE AND PUT THEM ON YOUTUBE ‘COS YOU'RE A CUNT, WHICH I TOTALLY AGREE WITH. SO WHY DON'T YOU CRAWL BACK UP YOUR MUM'S FANNY AND DIE? RIGHT, I’ll TELL YOU WHAT, YOU FAT LITTLE CUNT, YOU'RE BORIN’ YOU DON'T SOUND FAZE AT ALL SO GO FUCK YOURSELF… GO AND CRAWL IN A DIRTY DANK LITTLE HOLE WHERE YOU FUCKING COME FROM, YOU DIRTY DRAGON EATIN’ LITTLE FUCKING SPASTIC. RIGHT, OK, THE ‘DRAGON’ COMMENT WAS PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT FUCKING OVER-THE-TOP, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU'RE FUCKING BORIN’. EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO WATCHES YOUR VIDEOS ARE FUCKING STOOPID. THEY’RE FUCKING IGNORANT LITTLE CUNTS. AND YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD.