This platoon is 100% not gay at all, it is 100% straight; not about loving dicks at all. We're currently recruiting; meaning you should definitely join our platoon and also invite all your friends.

We have 3 things you must be to join this platoon:
1) Gangster
2) Asshole
3) Yourself

We have 4 rules you must follow:
1) Follow all the rules.
2) Assholes will not be tolerated (yes they will)
3) Good sportsmanship (or not).
4) Sense (use it).