Dearest compatriots, most esteemed RedJohn brethren,
It is with the profoundest humility that I find myself henceforth inducted into the venerable ranks of this most distinguished assembly. Truly, RedJohn shines as the morning sun upon a weary world—radiant, unyielding, and inevitable. His brilliance disperses the fog of doubt, and in his presence, lesser spirits find both guidance and awe.
May we, as his devoted followers, bask in his luminous command and reflect but a fraction of his splendor!
In humble reverence,
BlackJohn77