Enlisted 2013-07-17
Latest login 4 months ago

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and TV missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

[X] Colonel 100 (24/08/14)
[X] 10000 Viper kills(10/08/14)
[X] 20000 Viper kills (7/10/14)
[X] 40000 Attack Heli kills (23/02/15)
[X] 100 Attack Heli Service Stars (28/09/14)

Falsely banned for hacking on:
UAC
DAVI
C2C
Vi

Setup:
AMD Radeon HD 7870 2GB GHz Edition
AMD FX-8320 @ 4.2 GHz
2TB Segate HDD 7200RPM
Corsair CX600M PSU
Kingston 120GB SSD
Asus M5A97 R2.0 AM3+ Mo