Enlisted 2012-07-30
Latest login 3 years ago

To whom it may concern. I am the the beloved Captain of battlefield. A leader, a friend, a trusted college among my piers. When people describe me, they often look to word smiths and song writers to create epic sagas and ballads in my name. To you mere rapscallions and fresh faced marines - I must appear as a God. A golden, beautiful, handsome, bearded, muscular, pipe-smoking, bronzed skinned, woman abusing, boat... driving... No sailing. Yeah, definitely sailing - smooth talking, god damn delicious looking, honest and humbled man... of gods. And I will do my best to look over your young fragile helpless shitty little scaredy girl face and bestow my wisdom upon you. In combat, I will hold your whimpering little frail stick like body against my awesome hunking chest and meaty abs in comfort as I blast the 3 super global powers out of the water, land and sea like ash from my pipe.

I am also the Captain of the high seas. Walk my plank.