"No CNUT has ever won a war by dying for his platoon. He won it trolling poor dumb CNUTs in other platoons"
- George S. Patton

"I am not afraid of an army of CNUT led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a CNUT"
- Alexander the Great

"To be prepared for CNUT is one of the most effective means of preserving peace."
- George Washington

"CNUT is cruelty. There is no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner it will be over."
- William Tecumseh Sherman

"The military don't start wars. CNUTs start wars."
- T_Bag_NZ

"If we don't end CNUT, CNUT will end us."
- H. G. Wells

"The best weapon against a CNUT is another CNUT."
- Some Cunt.

"When a CNUT loves a woman, she won't ever be the same."
- Percy Sledge