Our enemies better have good dental coverage. And a surplus of pillows. Because when we go hard, we go f*cking HARD. We're f*cking all-stars and we'll rag-doll any motherf*ckers that stand in our way. Then give their mothers a good dicking afterwards. We're sponsored by Trojan, Mountain Dew, Doritos, and Pornhub, so you know we're the f*cking sh*t. Ass and titties are our spirit animals. IGN rated us 15/10 and we still dry-dicked their moms. Invite all your badass motherf*cking friends and let's dry-d*ck the f*cking universe.

"Bite The Pillow goes f*cking hard. They're unstoppable! They even f*cked my mom after destroying me in Conquest!"
- Jesus H. Christ

"BTP members can chill with me any day fam."
- Chuck Norris

"I needed jaw reconstruction surgery after BTP was done with my squad and I!"
- Mahatma Gandhi