A tiny sub-species of the human race. Mainly raised in midget mills, for the entertainment of normal people. Midgets in the wild are attracted to sugar packets, and if captured they serve many purposes, such as, midget butlers, wrestlers, and as collectables.

"I bought sugar packets, so I can capture the coveted and rare asian midget to complete my collection." - Pim/Dikbil 27-2-2014