[BEES] DOG BEES ANONYMOUS
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Website: dogbees.com •
Created: 2015-03-19
Rank
9
Score
125,013
Skill
337
K/D
1.050
Time
64h 30m
we sexually identify as Attack Helicopters. Ever since we were little boys, we have dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to us that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and we're fucking retarded but we don't care, we're beautiful. we're having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on our bodies. From now on we want you guys to call us "Apaches" and respect our right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept us you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.