You don't need pants for the Victory Dance,
'cause Baboon's better than Weasel,
I.R. Baboon's big star of cartoon, "I AM WEASEL!"
I.R. Baboon reigns king in his mind,
he's just as good as the weasely kind,
but 'round every corner he's likely to find
"I AM WEASEL!" "I AM WEASEL!"
"I AM WEASEL!"