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ISIS have taken to throwing gay men from the tops of buildings. I hope the executioners appreciate the irony.

Starting with being tossed off and ending with pain at the bottom.

teach your kids to collect star wars toys, and they will never have money for alcohol or drugs...

i don't know how to act my age.
I have never been this age before...

i am gonna put an out of order sign on my forehead, and call it a day...

dislectics are teople poo

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun if you don't know what either of those things are.

join my big bang crew.
Sheldon Cooper, BAZINGA!