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The Tijuana Donkey and Cronicbny, by the Grace of God of the United Republic of Alberta, Founders, Heads of the URA, Defenders of the Faith;
aarwig is hereby appointed a Leader in our United Republic of Alberta Platoon
With Seniority of the twenty second day of January in the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Sixteen.
WE reposing especial Trust and Confidence in your Loyalty, Courage and Integrity do by these Presents Constitute and Appoint you to be a Leader in our URA platoon. You are therefore carefully and diligently to discharge your Duty as such in the Rank of Leader or in such other Rank as We may from time to time hereafter be pleased to promote or appoint you to, and you are in such manner and on such occasions as may be prescribed by us to exercise and well discipline both the Inferior Officers and Non-Commissioned Members serving under you and use your best endeavour to keep them in good Order and Discipline, and We do hereby Command them to Obey you as their Superior Officer, and you to observe and follow such Orders and Directions as from time to time you shall receive from Us, or any other your Superior Officer according to Law, in pursuance of the Trust hereby Reposed in you. IN WITNESS Whereof our Founders hath hereunto set their hand and Seal at Our computers the twenty second day of January in the Year of our Lord 2016 and in the seventeenth Year of the URA.
By Command of Their Excellencies The Cronicbny and The Tijuana Donkey