Swolediers fight for Brodin and the Church of Iron, they live in the temple of weight and fight on the battlefield of pain, and progress. Characterized by an unwavering determination to ameliorate oneself, a swoledier is more than an ordinary mortal. Shall a swoledier fall on the battlefield, or in the temple; Brometheus will curl them up, and squat them to Swolehalla where they will live out eternity, blessed with evermore gains and destitute of the burdens of life, can achieve the ultimate swole. Wheymen.