Hey, human woman! You look like you enjoy drinking milk, but you often just walk past the dairy section because your tummy has a hard time dealing with lactose.Well, here's the answer to your problem- Lactaid! It's made from real milk, and after all I should know, being a strange animated blue cow who lives in a grocery store cooler and is spending what few days I have left urging you hominids to drink what I produce after spending 99 percent of my 'life'- no, let's call it 'existence'- in a cage too narrow to turn around in, hooked up to machines which stuff me full of hormones and vitamins and steroids designed to turn me into less of a mammal and more of a milk-producing machine with a freakish, artificially-huge udder that would not allow me to stroll around fields like my ancestors did, even if I wanted to--- and man, do I want to....Of course, even if I COULD wander about without my back snapping in half under the weight of my enormous milk sacs, what would I do with that abili