Note to anybody wishing to join 7DS,
We are always looking to add ACTIVE members to our platoon,
18 to 50 mostly UK players.
Wether you are high or low rank player or have a top k/d or low one.
All that we ask is you have a good sense of humour and can give and take a bit of banter ,
And join in with fellow members of 7DS by adding them and joining in or msg for an invite to a game or party.
Once your in we can introduce ourselves and you can get to see what we are about! Then as long as you are active and play with the team and join in on parties at least once a week you ll be asked to join .

Please don't request to join if you are not going to make the effort and join in as we are only looking for active members.

Thanks Crink!

(As a platoon we also play other games Fifa, forza ,hardline, halo , etc ,etc ,and also play on ps4 and pc).

Nice clan pic change, looks a bit meaner ! Like when gooner finds out there's a northerer in the party, I could just imagine he pulls the same face.

Sorry its late....
• A third of all divorce filings in 2011 contained the word "Facebook”
• Fat baby boys are more likely to have sex earlier in their lives. ( That’s why I’m such a stud)
• After sex, some men experience sadness and regret, which is known as Post-coital tristesse! ( In crinks case it’s called premature ejaculation)

• The longer a man’s ring finger is compared to his index finger, the more testosterone he has.
• Fat guys last on average over three times as long in the bedroom. The researchers found that fat men could keep going for an average of 7 minutes 18 seconds, while skinny guys’ partners had to put up with a mere 108 seconds. ( Again That’s why I’m such a stud).
• During sexual intercourse, in addition to the genitals and breasts, the inner nose also swells
• A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.
• The record for the most female orgasms is 134 in one hour. ( I made that happen  )
• On average, it takes two tablespoons of blood to get a man’s penis erect.
• The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
• Humans have the LARGEST penis of all primates.
• Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.
• The average woman will have sex more than 3,000 times over the course of her reproductive years. ( SLUTS)
• The longest erect penis on record was 13 inches (GOONER). The smallest was 1cm (CRINK).
• For 75% of men, ejaculation occurs within 3 minutes of penetration.
• During an average man’s lifetime, he will ejaculate approximately 17 litres of semen, which amounts to about half a trillion sperm
• Women who have given birth have darker labia minora than women who haven’t.
• When a man ejaculates, the initial spurt travels at 28 miles per hour – faster than the world record for the 100m sprint
• The clitoris contains twice as many nerve fibres as the penis – a toe-curling 8,000.
• When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria ( be careful Crink and Loz)

Because its been a while, here are some short interesting facts:

The lifespan of a squirrel is about nine years.
Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks - otherwise it will digest itself.
Every person has a unique tongue print as well as fingerprints.
Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off.
It’s against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland.
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
It is impossible to lick your elbow
A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Hot water is heavier than cold.
If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.


More next week.

gaaaaaaaaaaayz