You better watch out PUSSY'S
You better not cry
You better not bitch
I'm telling you why
Queer Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a sexy time list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who likes getting poked in their brown eye,.
Queer Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping with your ass in the air
He knows when you're awake playing xbox
He knows if you've been bad , good or gay
So be gay for santa sake ;) <3

With hand guns and snipers
lots of lube and a couple of diapers
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town to poke your bums ......................