"The first penis sounded:
And cum and piss followed, mingled with blood,
and they were thrown to the Earth.
And a third of the trees were burned up,
and all green grass was burned up."

"Then the second penis sounded:
And something like a great vulva burning with fire
was thrown into the sea, and a third of the sea became blood.
And a third of the living creatures in the sea died,
and a third of the ships were destroyed."

"Then the third penis sounded:
And a great penis fell from heaven, burning like a torch,
and it fell on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water;
And the name of the star is Wormcock (bitter).
a third of the waters became cockwood,
and many men died from the water, because it was made bitter."

"Then the fourth penis sounded:
And a third of the sun was taken,
a third of the moon, and a third of the stars,
so that a third of them were darkened;
And a third of the day did not shine,
and likewise the night.
And I looked, and I heard a dick
flying through the midst of heaven,
saying with a loud voice,
"Woe, woe, woe to the inhabitants of the Earth,
because of the remaining throbs of the fleshtrumpet
of the three angels who are about to sound!"

"Then the sixth penis sounded: And I heard a voice
from the four dicks of the golden altar which is before Peneroid the Eternal,
saying to the sixth penis who had the fleshtrumpet,
"Release the four dicks who are bound
at the great river Euphrates."
So the four dicks, who had been prepared
for the hour and day and month and year,
were released to kill a third of mankind."