[TnM] The nerd Machine
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Created: 2014-02-27
Rank
50
Score
3,366,343
Skill
940
K/D
2.330
Time
1476h 56m
Bourne out of the Bavarian village of Douchenstein during the closing days of World War II, The nerd Machine initially was made up of circus performers who were cast aside due to their obsession with the fondling of bear scrotums. Led by Guitarman64, the winner of the 1984 Miss Teen Alabama Beauty Pageant and the current record holder for longest unbroken time of being stuck in a well (9 years), the Nerd Machine's motto of "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing it like a douche" remains the driving force behind the organization.
The Nerd Machine temporarily disbanded during the relative calm of the Vietnam War Era, only to reform at the urging of President Reagan to take part in the invasion of Grenada. While US forces suffered only a few casualties, The Nerd Machine lost 912 men trying to retake a one hour photo kiosk located at a Grenadian mini-mall. Those counted among the surviving TNM members were BohicaSD and Issanite, both of whom happened to be on Grenada at the time of the invasion (following the Donkey Show circuit) and joined up in time for the fighting.
As in the past, fate had a hand in adding members to The Nerd Machine. While attending a support group of Men With Horribly Disfigured Genitalia, Guitarman64 found comfort in the soft embrace of Samson_150. While gently reassuring each other that their one eye yogurt shooters did not strike fear in the hearts of all mankind, they found they had more in common than their mutant-esque floppies: They like to shoot people.
And shoot people they did. With The Nerd Machine enlistments running at an all time high in the early 1990's, The Nerd Machine took part in the 100 hours war that was the First Gulf War, better known as Desert Storm. However, for The Nerd Machine, it was a 102 hour war. And the extra two hours cost The Nerd Machine 1208 men as they were overrun by surrendering Iraqi forces. Among those surviving were Watersbm, a former United States Marine who is known for fighting most effectively in what can only be described as a state of semi-consciousness, and bigdumbdee who got lost on the way to Iraq and shacked up with a Kuwaiti transvestite for the duration of the fighting.
Post Persian Gulf 1 The Nerd Machine proved themselves unfit for the peace time world and took odd jobs as mercenaries-for-hire around the world.
The Nerd Machine temporarily disbanded during the relative calm of the Vietnam War Era, only to reform at the urging of President Reagan to take part in the invasion of Grenada. While US forces suffered only a few casualties, The Nerd Machine lost 912 men trying to retake a one hour photo kiosk located at a Grenadian mini-mall. Those counted among the surviving TNM members were BohicaSD and Issanite, both of whom happened to be on Grenada at the time of the invasion (following the Donkey Show circuit) and joined up in time for the fighting.
As in the past, fate had a hand in adding members to The Nerd Machine. While attending a support group of Men With Horribly Disfigured Genitalia, Guitarman64 found comfort in the soft embrace of Samson_150. While gently reassuring each other that their one eye yogurt shooters did not strike fear in the hearts of all mankind, they found they had more in common than their mutant-esque floppies: They like to shoot people.
And shoot people they did. With The Nerd Machine enlistments running at an all time high in the early 1990's, The Nerd Machine took part in the 100 hours war that was the First Gulf War, better known as Desert Storm. However, for The Nerd Machine, it was a 102 hour war. And the extra two hours cost The Nerd Machine 1208 men as they were overrun by surrendering Iraqi forces. Among those surviving were Watersbm, a former United States Marine who is known for fighting most effectively in what can only be described as a state of semi-consciousness, and bigdumbdee who got lost on the way to Iraq and shacked up with a Kuwaiti transvestite for the duration of the fighting.
Post Persian Gulf 1 The Nerd Machine proved themselves unfit for the peace time world and took odd jobs as mercenaries-for-hire around the world.