Welcome to the Backyard Garden, a group of similarly like minded people who aim to do one thing, farm $5 Christmas noobs into the dirt. You see, the noobs actually enjoy getting farmed to tears. They enjoy being saltier than the Dead Sea and complaining in the chat. They enjoy reporting good players who have actual skills.

If you want to be part of this platoon you must have at least 56.387 hackusations under your belt. You must have a degree in Industrial Farming and Battlefield communications. You must have fucked at least 7.5 mothers of other players in the battlefield. Most of all you must enjoy eating potatoes for breakfast, brunch, lunch, linner, dinner, after dinner snack, and midnight snack. Potatoes are life.

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Lets farm these noobs :)