Dear fellow soldiers,
I, General Smithson The Third, am going to be playing this game which is titled "Battlefield 4", with this wee lil bastard Sir Tomed Hayhurst, bastard of Bridlington.
As your general, i hereby make all games played by this squad monotised, and I, General Smithson, will get 80% of the profits, Sir Tomed Hayhurst will have 10%, due to being the squad colonel, Sick Ass Sam will have 9% because he is the Master of Coin. This leaves Tidder Byrnes (the moron), whom will be entitled to 0.5% profits, the other 0.5% will feed the homeless.
This is all soldiers, signing out,
- General Smithson The Third

Dear fellow soldiers,
As the best member of this group, I have decided that i will now take charge of the squad and you will refer to me as General Smithson The Third.
My chosen Colonel is Sir Thomed Hayhurst bastard of Bridlington.
The squad Jester will be Tidder Byrnes due to his lack of skill and Sick Ass Sam can be the Master Of Coin in these hard times ;) ;) dirty girl.
I hope this squad brings us lots of prosper (and me the whores).
Have fun soldiers
- General Smithson The Third