Welcome to the Warriors of Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg 03 Platoon. Our existence should not be necessary. We exist only to destroy the DIESEL BOOMERS!

Behind our backs and in the cover of CO2, Boomers have stolen and destroyed our future for years. Their greed knows no limits, and our hopes and dreams are a low price for economic growth. NO MORE! Boomers and Boomer industry tanks shall no longer be allowed to rape planet earth. The air we breathe and the minerals we use are our belongings, not theirs. Boomers have had their run, now it is up to us to save us all before it is too late. Diesel engines shall be destroyed once and for all!

Go radioactive or go Amish. We shall fight for veganism and planetary respect till the end of our days. Zero emissions by 2050 shall be achieved by destroying our enemies’ armies, using only unconventional and green methods. Blueberries be damned. The raspberries and their excessive release of CO2 shall come to an end.

THUNBERG GREEN UPRISE shall see to this! Death to diesel, petrol and coal, our planet will be green again.


Für GREATA!!!!!!!! May the THUNA be with you brave warrior!