We are the "Special Monkey Assault Team" or SMAT, and if you are reading this you are a very boring person, that should get back to gaming, instead of reading Platoon description.
I bet you are the kind of person that also reads the Terms and Conditions, before installing a piece of software.
Stop reading this, gawd damn!

"Joke"
Why did the noob cross the road?..... To get to the side where he got pwned by SMAT :D
Yes, thats right, we can't cross the road, to get to him, our mother told us not to :'(