[TOOL] Toolboosh
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Website: www.youtube.com/user/toolboosh/feed •
Created: 2014-02-27
Rank
7
Score
85,856
Skill
372
K/D
0.930
Time
49h 7m
WELCOME TO THE TOOLBOOSH PLATOON. IT'S BATTLEFIELD 4 THIS TIME BABY
Our leader, General Toolboosh was KIA in Somalia 4 years ago. In his honour, we carry his name to victory in bloody battle.
The spanner is our weapon of choice, it's robust, dangerous and packs a punch that not even the manliest man could withstand. Unfortunately the spanner is not in this game for some strange reason so we make do with what-ever we see fucking fit. Hear me?
Don't make the mistake in thinking Toolboosh is simply some kind of commie "BF4 Platoon". Fuck you. Toolboosh is a way of life. Toolboosh is the last small beacon of hope this earth has. You will hear us coming. You will hear our bloody war cries over the vast waters of Paracel Storm or the war-stricken hills of Rogue Transmission.
You better hope there's a God.
Now pull up your skirt and strap that dildo on soldier! This is real war!
HOO-RAH.
Our leader, General Toolboosh was KIA in Somalia 4 years ago. In his honour, we carry his name to victory in bloody battle.
The spanner is our weapon of choice, it's robust, dangerous and packs a punch that not even the manliest man could withstand. Unfortunately the spanner is not in this game for some strange reason so we make do with what-ever we see fucking fit. Hear me?
Don't make the mistake in thinking Toolboosh is simply some kind of commie "BF4 Platoon". Fuck you. Toolboosh is a way of life. Toolboosh is the last small beacon of hope this earth has. You will hear us coming. You will hear our bloody war cries over the vast waters of Paracel Storm or the war-stricken hills of Rogue Transmission.
You better hope there's a God.
Now pull up your skirt and strap that dildo on soldier! This is real war!
HOO-RAH.