lel get rekt tommy

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Bravo

ellooooo

did you get some sleep?

Ever since I met Bigboss I have wanted to be just like him. I adore him. He is my hero, and continues to be the only one I ever look up to. I have bought 14 different accounts in an effort to replicate his massive number of accounts. We have also recruited several cheaters into SNOW because we have realized that we cannot win without playing alongside cheaters. But I know that this will not be enough. In order to be even close to as skilled as bigboss I need as many reps as he has, not one repper, or two, or even three, I need more. I need 4 reppers licking my ass whilst still managing to die, only then will I possess the inmatchable tank skills that my lord posesses. After I died, I must yell at my team for not licking my ass enough, then I grab my glorious MBT law, just as master would, and fire at the enemy tank. But sometimes, the tank is already dead. Now it is time to SET BEACONS AND STINGER THE FUCKING MAV. Master has taught me will in this craft, and I would go as far to say I am very skilled at using stingers and setting up beacons for parachute C4/Airburst. Then my squadmates are able to take to the roofs with their FLIRs and mortars and rain cover fire down on all the infantry that even attempt to push up. Using my lord's strategy I have won the round, thanks to quad reps, several cheaters I recruited, FLIRs on the roof, stingers on their mav, the beacons I have set, and the MBT laws that have been spammed(I am very skilled at this too, I must add.) Now it is time for me to talk shit, but I am afraid I cannot talk more shit than bigboss, the entire world must know how skilled my master is, I only hope I can live up to his self proclaimed skills. But I still feel I'm only half way there. I am sorry to end this, but I must go spectate him now, as I have done for over 2000 hours now, in the hopes that I am able to further comprehend the elaborate strategies bigboss uses to win rounds. See you all on the Battlefield.

Always improving,

MyCatAteC4

You are learning young one. All you need is for your girl to pay your bills, as you have not but a part time job.

highlight reel of a guy with 79 skill 0_0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3567Auji_0 [youtube.com]

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