By joining this platoon you pledge allegiance, undying support, obedience, and your life to serving the Prophet of The Perm. (Stefan Brown). Duties include buying him hair care products for his luscious curls, feeding him copious amounts of tortillas, and bringing him an endless supply of fentimans Cherry Tree cola.

There is but 1 requirement to join; thou must not be a complete tool.

May the force, and the perm be with you.