Q: Why was the potato actor so happy?
A: He got a lead role in Plants vs. Zombies.

Q: What kind of potato starts arguments?
A: An agi-tater.

What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?

Anything, just butter him up.

Q: What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden?
A: "Medi Tators."

Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.

Q: What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
A: It’s mashing!

Q: Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
A: Because he was a commentater