confucious say, man who fool around at wrong time of month get caught red handed
confucious say, man who stick weener in jar of peanutbutter is f****ing nuts!!
confucious say, man who live in glass house should change in basement
confucious say, woman who jump out plane upside down have crack up
confucious say, man who eat prunes get good run for money
confucious say, war doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left
confucious say, man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs
confucious say, support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have
confucious say, man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam
confucious say, man standing on toilet is high on pot
confucious say, secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on desk
confucious say, man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers
confucious say, passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly
confucious say, virginity like bubble, one prick all gone
confucious say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
confucious say, man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok
confucious say, elevators smell different to midgets