[CNU] Chuck Norris Unit
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Created: 2014-02-27
Rank
50
4,721,188 / 3,306,000
Score
4,721,188
Skill
570
K/D
3.020
Time
1596h 1m
We are the greatest platoon in Battlefield history. All of our members can cure cancer and AIDS if we weren't too busy winning on the battlefield. Each member in our platoon is required to have a PhD in Kickassology. All members are also required to actively be on battlelog at least once a day in order to check up for any updates with the platoon.
The only platoon that has ever beaten us was the Bruce Lee Squad - Thankfully, the Bruce Lee squad is dead. But for those that are curious, here is the video of our battle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtZNvK3fTlM [youtube.com]
We welcome any incoming scrims with other competitive platoons. And yes, we have EU and NA members... get over it
Send us your challenge requests, or contact one of our leaders.
Record:
CNU vs BKC - win (5 - 0 Domination)
CNU vs MELT - loss (2 - 6 Domination)
CNU vs CRO - win (4-0 Conquest)
CNU vs sR - draw (2-2 Conquest)
CNU vs D3eS - win (2-2 5v5 Dom)
CNU vs BoMb - win (3-0 Conquest)
4-1-1
List of platoons that are easy to set scrims up with
- BKC
- MELT
- CRO
- sR
- Revive (RvE/MYO)
List of platoons that are awful to set scrims up with
- NwO
- TTVT
- BSO
The only platoon that has ever beaten us was the Bruce Lee Squad - Thankfully, the Bruce Lee squad is dead. But for those that are curious, here is the video of our battle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtZNvK3fTlM [youtube.com]
We welcome any incoming scrims with other competitive platoons. And yes, we have EU and NA members... get over it
Send us your challenge requests, or contact one of our leaders.
Record:
CNU vs BKC - win (5 - 0 Domination)
CNU vs MELT - loss (2 - 6 Domination)
CNU vs CRO - win (4-0 Conquest)
CNU vs sR - draw (2-2 Conquest)
CNU vs D3eS - win (2-2 5v5 Dom)
CNU vs BoMb - win (3-0 Conquest)
4-1-1
List of platoons that are easy to set scrims up with
- BKC
- MELT
- CRO
- sR
- Revive (RvE/MYO)
List of platoons that are awful to set scrims up with
- NwO
- TTVT
- BSO
Public
to ALL APPLYING TO CNU:
We have moved, apply here:
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf4/platoons/view/1019285467420923083/ [battlelog.battlefield.com]
- The Boss
We have moved, apply here:
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf4/platoons/view/1019285467420923083/ [battlelog.battlefield.com]
- The Boss
11 years ago • 1
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So BSO is talking shit about CNU on their wall. Oh well, whatever it takes to make them feel better.
Though, just to clarify, CNU isn't afraid to come pub stomp on BSO's pub stomp. When CNU comes to invade, BSO rage quits. You don't see BSO coming to pub stomp on CNU's pub stomp so I wouldn't be talking so big.
Though, just to clarify, CNU isn't afraid to come pub stomp on BSO's pub stomp. When CNU comes to invade, BSO rage quits. You don't see BSO coming to pub stomp on CNU's pub stomp so I wouldn't be talking so big.
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Hello CNU! im back finally got my bf4 to work again. and im looking for a badass platoon to contribute to. and i would be honored to rejoin CNU and kick some ass with ya'll again.
some of you know me from before, some better than others. i will await for a response. in the meantime keep your heads down and stay focused!
~St0n3
some of you know me from before, some better than others. i will await for a response. in the meantime keep your heads down and stay focused!
~St0n3
11 years ago • 1
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Hey CNU, I was curious if you guys would be interested in a CB with 1F. Cq best of 3 maps? Let me know if you guys are interested and will set something up. Thx 1F
11 years ago • 1
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@SmokeD_BabooN We battled cK already and unfortunately lost to them 1-2, great platoon.
11 years ago
@Slayer: 1v1 me bruv.
I posted on here because you are more likely to notice it.
I posted on here because you are more likely to notice it.
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Slayer yo jimmie is still rustled?? cK is your bad dream. Train more maybe you can win one game next time.
11 years ago
http://youtu.be/wMD-stIUus8?list=FLbKCnezB-GdnqyvQJwj2p5Q [youtu.be]
here's a clip of what Lars thinks of Maiden
here's a clip of what Lars thinks of Maiden
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"coz its everything ur not . "
I say slayer sucks slayers cock; I wont let him suck mine = slayer is bang on. Metal bands are everything I'm not. May have something to do with me not being a metal band....but good job comparing dissimilar things! Perhaps soon you will become aware that peanuts are everything water is not (namely food).
I say slayer sucks slayers cock; I wont let him suck mine = slayer is bang on. Metal bands are everything I'm not. May have something to do with me not being a metal band....but good job comparing dissimilar things! Perhaps soon you will become aware that peanuts are everything water is not (namely food).
11 years ago
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Slayer - your rebuttal there made no fuckin sense bro. If someone calls you a retarded monkey - it is NOT a valid response to say 'Yeah? Is that why ice cream sandwiches are cold?'
11 years ago
hey omni isn't it funny how you got your battle scores vs other platoons.
you're fucking hilarious.
you're fucking hilarious.
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nice statement slayer. It lacked any point I had to go check that it wasnt the wind blowing - im still not convinced it wasnt. Maybe that was just a fart from your mouth?
11 years ago
BSO_SLAY3R-115
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Nor can you spell 'schematic' - again thank you so very much for further proving you are the most retarded retard of all the retards that ever retarded.
11 years ago
Hell Cats platoon is recruiting. We are undefeated and unstoppable. If you'd like to rage and murder with our platoon give us a holler and we'd be happy to give you a shot.
Our stats.
Rank 25. Score 2,345,788. Skill 984. KD 2.71. Time 870.
Our stats.
Rank 25. Score 2,345,788. Skill 984. KD 2.71. Time 870.
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WafflesTooStronk like you want me to go I?I'd like to go here but you play more or less cq and I do not have much
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as a thank you to give me that option but I same platoon abroad I would love the Milky know from my country but still think about entering here ok?
11 years ago
ur map for sunday war? vS ACES
ADD:APOEL_DIMITRIS for invites pls chat me..
ADD:APOEL_DIMITRIS for invites pls chat me..
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Lol, BSO telling our guy that they be whoopin other platoons. What's that gotta do with us being better than them? All trying to flex their battlefield muscles at us
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