With the strength of a cherry blossom
The agility of a pebble
The patience of bamboo
And the discipline of a grape

We will pwn you utterly and absolutely
...just as soon as we accidentally reverse over you.

Bigus is Platoon Commander, for he represents the true spirit of a chaotic panda in every way. See above, and stop expecting orders.

Pijeon is the Platoon Princess, because he is contrary as only a true princess can be. Okay, fine, it's because he's pretty. Also he has sparkly shoes.

Brunica wants his shoes back. If you can't find him here, go check the top of the nearest mailbox.

Kuiriel is the emblem maker and would be in trouble for writing this up, except that all the pandas are too lazy to read descriptions so he should be able to get away with this for the next few months... years