The No Clan Clan Platoon does what it says on the tin suck and blow big fat cock.
We don't do clans, but if we did it would be like this,

Things we wouldn't ask you to do...

1, Ask you to join our Web Page

2, Introduce yourself in the forum

3, Give money for server / TS/ Webpage Costs

4, Go by the rules

5, Play in "Scrims" as cannon fodder cos we couldn't find anyone else

6, Design our Clan Logo , then when you do we tell you it's shit

7, Ask for money that you owed even though you didn't play on our server for a month

8, Be Andyshole's friend ( he doesn't have puppies to show you in his car)

9, Tell you which weapon is best, and what you should be attaching to it

10, Tell you what to do

11, We won't ask you to buy a Subaru Impreza, that's your personal choice

12 , We also won't ask you to watch Eastenders , Coronation Street, or feel right at home watching Emmerdale.

13, We defo won't ask you to give out passwords, and call you loose lips

14, Don't expect a Hooooaaarr for anything less than a medal, or having a big cock, we don't Hoooaaaar shitty ribbons

15, We don't play the TopGun theme tune when you get MVP, it's soooo last year

16, We won't ask you to find a Boyfriend/Girlfriend or have a Husband /Wife...remember Battlefield is your Pussy/Cock from now on

17, We won't ask you to have a shit bucket, but if you're a Colonel 100 it may help

18, Watching District 9 may help with accent recognition in TS

19, We won't question your sexuality, unless you're gay, and we all know Andyshole bats for the other side

We may mention your mum from time to time in reference to her being a slag


Seen By Tony

Come to The No Clan Clan....you know it makes sense