DAY 1:
OUR PLATOON WAS CREATED.
FROM NOW WE WILL STRIKE DOWN ALL CAPITALISTS IN THE GREAT WAR FOR MOTHERLAND!
HOORAY!

I'M SORRY THAT YOU HAD TO WAIT SO LONG. FROM NOW OUR PLATOON WILL KILL THOSE AMERICANS AS YOUR MOTHER EAT HER SANDWICHES. JOIN US AND TOGETHER WE WILL BUILD THE GREATEST COMMUNISM PLATOON ON THE FIELDS OF BATTLELOG!

WITH LOVE, TOVARISH IRONHEAD.

DAY 2:
TODAY MANY CAPITALISTS WAS KILLED BY MY MOLOTOV'S.
I WAS SEARCHING FOR SOME VODKA IN SHANGHAI AND 5 AMERICANS ON THEIR CARGO HELI START SHOOTING. I BECAME VERY ANGRY. BUT I BRING WITH ME FEW NUCLEAR REACTORS AND THROW ONE OF THEM IN THIS SHITTY HELI. OFC THEY DIED VERY FAST.
WITH LOVE. COMRADE IRONHEAD.