Be seated !

Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit.
I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman".

You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.