I play videogames.
Sometimes things happen in these videogames.
Like, people die and shit.
And then I die because I suck at the game.
But then it all works out and people hate me.
It's kinda fun.

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I suck at air. Never ask me to pilot. I can stay in the air, but I couldn't dogfight if I tried.

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I once tried to play assault.
Never again.

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