Welcome!
Boys and girls from all over the world!
Oh!~ You're probably lost, oh dear dear poor soul...
Let me help you, I mean, the Internet is a rough place without a map.
Here, let me help you now, just hover with your magical pointy thingy over the "MULTIPLAYER" thingy over there and you are good to go.
Now don't come back. mmmkay?


You're still here, aren't you?
Well then, welcome, just don't talk too loud or clap too hard. Its a very old place.