Built April 2015
Windows 8.1 Pro 64-bit
Intel i7 4790k @ 4.0 GHz
Corsair H110i GT AIO Cooler
16 GB Corsair Vengeance Memory
Gigabyte Z-97 Gaming 7 Motherboard
Reference GTX 970 4GB (3.5 lol) GDDR5
500 GB Samsung 850 EVO SSD (Gaming)
120 GB Samsung 850 EVO SSD (Windows)
1 TB Hard Drive (Other)
500 GB Hard Drive (Other)
All in a Phanteks Enthoo Luxe Case

2 x 23 inch ASUS monitors

Corsair K95 RGB Gaming Keyboard - Cherry MX Brown
Logitech G303 Daedalus Apex Gaming Mouse
Logitech G930 Wireless Gaming Headset

And a third-world internet connection. . .