I'm known as the "persian carpet rider." (Persischer Teppichreiter)

Goals:
- Worst jet pilot on earth

- Also pretty fucking bad in the IFV

- The lousiest gunner in everything

- Best noob in the universe!

- Dumb as fuck

- Unsexiest men alive

I don't know what it means to be "funny" so don't try to be funny! I'm not the guy who laughs. I take everything seriously I swear!

"Muss man wissen." - Axel Stoll

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