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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon

I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer.

Banana error.

On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.

What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?

Look, a distraction!

Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast.