Just some facts about me that you may not know so we can get better acquainted:
I poop in the shape of dinosaurs, brontosaurus to be precise
I live on a diet of grilled beets and popcorn with an occasional bowl of chicken flavored ramen noodles for variety. I will eat NOTHING else! I only eat one meal every Tuesday
I inject botox into my scrotom to get rid of the wrinkles, makes it smooth
I like to teabag people
I'm trying to make your face pregnant
I can fart the Star Spangled Banner but it's slightly off-key, like an old tuba
If I see a stray dog I stop and hump it's leg
I vacation in the winter in Beruit
I LOVE LAMP!!!!
If you are cursing at me I've probably killed you several times and that's really funny to me. Please don't be so angry. Maybe this isn't your game, have you tried checkers?
I camp. Calling me a camper doesn't make me mad at all. I know that I camp . I like to roast marshmellows
If you see me running and jumping in circles I'm just showing you the dance