Easy, easy, you gotta calm down there, Chuck
I hurt people, I'm a dick
Well, being a dick ain't so bad
See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes
Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through
But then you got your assholes, Chuck
And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything
So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while
Because pussies get fucked by dicks
But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck
And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get?
You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit

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