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Website: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhoxkd8kkjg • Created: 2022-12-08
Rank
40

50,975 / 121,000

Score
1,617,975
Skill
987
K/D
8.160
Time
694h 39m
Welcome to the Sped Pen
We don't farm, we lightly graze

First all inclusive, multicultural disabled BF4 platoon riddled with crippling alcoholics, island monkeys, forklift certified g's, egotistical streamsnipers, wanna be farmers, big steppas, lorazepam dreamers, flaming racists, professional street niqqas, wheelchair stunt pilots, ugly sweats, max prestige lightskins, hori as gamers, smelly weebs, fat vehicle whores, ADHD rats and the likes

Do you?
- Have a constantly wet chin from your drool?
- Get Spoonfed?
- Shovel fries into bags?
- Walk In Memphis?
- Wrestle crocs in your spare time?
- Use BF4 as an escape from the bullying you endure from the outside world?
- Hide in vehicles all game to protect a number on a screen which holds your entire self-worth?
- Drive/Fly said vehicles with training wheels?
- Use music to drown out the sound of lock ons and your parents fighting?
- Tie your confidence to your K/D and stats?
- Contemplate suicide if you shoot a sub 20% accuracy on locker?
- Try and resist clapping along to the Friends opening?
- Crikey!?

If you don't, stay far away from us... we don't use a loofah in the shower

When Juicy J said:
REAL HUSTLERS DON'T SLEEP
WE TAKIN NAPS
That touched our hearts

Our Idols (who we strive to be)
• Every 90's RNB singer
• Beetlejuice Green
• Steve Irwin
• Ray Whittaker
• Brum
• Daddy Pig from Peppa Pig
• Juicy J
• Porkchops
• Big Mf Ferg
• That Bus Driver Who Uppercutted That One Hoe
• Pingu's Mum
• Jimmy Lightning
• Sassy the Sasquatch
• Jerry Springer
• Michael Jackson
• Jonah from Tonga
• Squidward
• Nardwaur
• "VB AT 20 TO 8 IN THE MORNING" guy
• Boy from the Boy movie
• Every AA mine user
• Every Aim Assist Spammer
• Every Miscellaneous Level 140 Who Mains A MBT Law/Stinger
• Hut Monkeys Who Jump Around On Locker But Go 14-22


yeah?
EXCLAMATION / INFORMAL
the perfect response for any situation i.e
kys, you are bad Yeah?
You are brown Yeah?
I personally didn't enjoy the hit movie Robots starring Robin Williams Yeah?
Despite airing in 2002, I believe Old Man Emu (Steve Irwin x The Wiggles) is the greatest crossover episode in TV history to date, the mystery in the timeline and ambiguity of the whole episode leaves the viewer on such a cliff hanger the entire viewing experience Yeah?

We aren't good NOR do we claim to be good, it's 2022 ffs, picking on retards is frowned upon now!

Why tf did you read all of this?
yeah?

Public

This deserves to be posted, just in shame
https://imgur.com/a/jO09yJZ [imgur.com]
this hurt to read
1 year ago • 2 likes
2 days in and we already making waves homies
https://imgur.com/a/Wexfc14 [imgur.com]
#NoFreeClout #WeAreIncelsAndWeAreProud #yeah?
1 year ago • 3 likes
The Platoons First Hate Mail:
https://imgur.com/a/cTy9h7I [imgur.com]
Thank you deceptions for your efforts, don't forget to clean up your bib
yeah?
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